~ a tragicomedy in three acts ~
I.
Please wipe out my work
Where did Aliens come from?
What I miss???
They’re sandbagging right now in Fells
There wouldn’t be a storm if Mosby did her job for once
Now that’s some funny shit.
Imagine if all politicians did their job
it’d be perfect weather forever lmao
Mosby is a garbage heap .
Storm? What storm?
Why hasn’t this been on the news?
What about the stupid storm graphic in the corner of the TV?
Where’s my graphic?
it has been on the news for days
Trump should have stopped this storm but he waited too long,
now there is going to be flooding and
everyone knows when there is storm surge and flooding,
Covid is going to increase in its wake.
Biden would have stopped this tropical storm when it was
in the Caribbean
So obvious and people can’t see it.
II.
WTF
Defund meteorology.
Defund the national weather service
Loving your sarcasm.
Can’t believe some Ppl can’t see it as such. Lol
I kno dat right.
Defund em bitches
Y’all complaining about not hearing about this.
There are weather apps, news apps, friends family.
Stay up to date with things
Sad part it’s been all over the news channels
I had a woman at my job last night
when shifts were changing
she kept thanking me because she was
clueless of this storm
she said don’t watch
Good grief, what a mess.
Defund everything.
Goodbye cruel world.
It’s just too bad I work from home
Now I can take my fish for a walk outside.
Stay safe and Stay home unless you must travel.
Did you see Hillary Clinton throwing up baby frog’s,
poppasmurf RV out!?
all I need now is a big foot sighting
But seriously be safe and stay in the house and
watch local tv channels for updates on what’s going on.
For the millennials and the Gen Z’s that channels 2, 11, 13 & 45
Lights out in Gwynn Oaks for a hour now
Defund the BFRO !
III.
Folks! I have this all under control.
First, I’m going to tax Isa..Isa… well what ever her name is.
Two, this is a part of my crime plan.
Can’t be no shootings, if it’s too windy for bullets.
Plus many of the gangs don’t own boats to move around our flooded streets
thanks to clogged storm drains filled with litter.
Lastly, I may allow unlimited out door dinning
after this bitch is gone
because the wind and water should cleanse the streets and parks of the Covid!
Imma put my waterwingz on.
Shit is deep out the Westside
So not funny
Suns out, guns out.
But probably more shootings after dark.
Good luck errbody!
citizen poetry 