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Two Teens Attempted to Steal Golf Cart, 11 August 2020
Seriously, what are they, in training to steal cars, lol And where were they going to drive it, down Harford Rd. Stealing for the sake of stealing. Fo real, tho. How far can you get with that? VOTE REPUBLICAN SHUT IT Big money for golf carts. They stole one & robbed two golfers last fall.…
Report of Man Brandishing Wrench, 11 August 2020
WTH is going on Between the sheets in my home Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your cane
Tropical Storm Isaias, 4 August 2020
~ a tragicomedy in three acts ~ I. Please wipe out my work Where did Aliens come from? What I miss??? They’re sandbagging right now in Fells There wouldn’t be a storm if Mosby did her job for once Now that’s some funny shit. Imagine if all politicians did their job it’d be perfect weather…
Shots Heard, 19 June 2020
It’s no shots just annoying ass fireworks Who is setting off fireworks 4 in the morning Assholes! Some ignorant mofo!! They were louder than a shotgun! Smh Assholes with the fireworks This is so ridiculous Wait until tonight The fireworks and probably gunshots are really going to be happening It’s all been building for the…
Report of Man With Gun, 19 June 2020
Again? Cooler brigade just went through there Safeway seems like false advertising This is Baltimore’s answer to “Florida Man” No sirens. Helicopters This is really getting out of hand. Ya defund police Who could it be this time? Find out on the next episode Even the safe neighborhoods aren’t that safe anymore
Protesters Gathered Peacefully, 19 June 2020
Let it go. Go work or something, g I agree, let it go, get a job
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